PAD Day 9: Amaze, Amaze, Amaze

 Today's prompts from Write Better Poetry and NaPoWriMo: (1) Write a poem titled "_____ But _____," and (2) " try writing your own poem in the voice of an animal or plant, or a poem that describes a specific animal or plant with references to historical events or scientific facts."  

I went off on a little tangent with the second prompt. Instead of writing in the voice of an animal or plant, I chose a certain intelligent alien in a certain new SF movie called Project Hail Mary, based on the novel by Anrew Weir (who also wrote The Martian.) I highly recommend it. It's exciting, funny, heartwarming with a positive message, with amazing non-digital, non-AI effects, and a perfect family-friendly "popcorn movie." The last sentence of the poem, spoken by "Rocky" in the film, is already becoming a catch-phrase, in fact one of the Artemis crew recently quioted it in reference to their view of the dark side of the moon. So without further ado, here's Rocky (via the translator built by Dr. Grace):

Rock, But Living
 
Hello, I am [unintelligible musical language].
My human friend Grace calls me “Rocky.”
That is because I am made of rock, but living.
I am from planet you call Erid.
We meet in space, near star you call Tau Ceti. 

After I send him messages
made from metallic xenon, we dock our ships.
We are scientists and engineers.
We work together to try to solve problem 

of “astrophages” which are eating our suns. 

We become friends, even though we are very different.
I breathe ammonia, he breathes nitrogen and oxygen.
I have five appendages, he has only four,
and something called “face.”
I can only “see” by echolocation.
But we have same objective, to find way
to save our suns and our universe.
Good job, good job, Rocky and Grace.
Grace tells me, Don’t say any more,
or I will make something called “spoiler.”
He says, come watch moving picture
of our story. Amaze, amaze, amaze!

PAD Day 8: What a Fool Believes

 Today's prompts from Write Better Poetry and NaPoWriMo: (1) Write a "paranoid"poem, and (2) " In your poem for today, use a simple phrase repeatedly, and then make statements that invert or contradict that phrase."

It seems I can't help getting political these days, especially since we seem to have dodged Armageddon (at least for now) in the past 24 hours. But these days when I hear "paranoid,"  I immediately think of conspiracy theories, which seem to be predominately the product of right-wing fanatic groups like Q-Anon. Here, I list several of the more popular ones, plus a couple of my own creation. 

Q-razy
 
I’m not paranoid,
but a cabal of rich ravenous cannibals
are eating babies in a pizza parlor basement
in Washington DC.
 
I’m not paranoid,
but windmills and chemtrails cause cancer,
and additives in juice boxes
are turning our children gay.
 
I’m not paranoid
but JFK Jr. is alive,
lurking outside Area 51,
plotting to rescue all the captive aliens.
 
I’m not paranoid,
but George Soros pays radical leftists
to fly American flags outside their homes
to make us think they’re patriotic.
 
I’m not paranoid,
but Jewish space lasers cause wildfires,
and Democrats have secret technology
to steer hurricanes toward red states.
 
I’m not paranoid, 

but the first moon landing was faked 

on a Hollywood set, and the latest mission, 

Artemis, was all done with AI.
 
I’m not paranoid,
but I can feel you all judging me.
That’s all right. I’ll get the last laugh
when Trump and Jesus take me to heaven.

PAD Day 7: Double Dutch

 Today's prompts from Write Better Poetry and NaPoWriMo: (1) Write a "dawn" or "dusk" poem, and (2) "In her poem, 'Front Yard Rhyme,' Cecily Parks evokes the sing-songy beats that accompany girls’ clapping games, and jump-rope and skipping rhymes. Today, we challenge you to write your own poem that emulates these songs – something to snap, clap, and jump around to."

Considering the downright scary threats our "president" has made against Iran over the last few days, I pray, ironically, that they are lies and that he has no intention of bombing an entire country out of existence. These are troubling times, so I apologize if this poem appears to make light of the situation. I take it dead seriously.

Jump Rope Chant
 
Liar, liar,
dawn to dusk,
frenemy to Elon Musk.
 
Liar, liar,
dusk to dawn,
rant all night, you do go on!
 
We just wish you’d go away,
how many lies did you tell today?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight….

PAD Day 6: You're No Jesus

 I hope everyone who celebrates had a Happy Easter yesterday. My weekend was, as usual, extremely busy, as our family spends all of Good Friday making our special Easter bread for family and friends. Think of it a kind of giant calzone, stuffed with Italian sausage, ham, hard boiled eggs, and three kinds of cheese. Yum! Sunday we had sixteen people for dinner, and an Easter egg hunt for the kiddies which unfortunately got rained out before we could finish it. All in all, a good weekend, but I'm exhausted. Still, I've been able to keep up with the daily prompts.

Today's prompts from Write Better Poetry and NapoWriMo: (1)Write a "water" poem, and (2) "try writing with a breezy, conversational tone, while including at least one thing that could only happen in a dream." Well, as someone who celebrates Easter, I've had Jesus on my mind, and like most GOOD Christians, I bristled at not only the right-wing evangelists who last week practically anointed a certain President as the second coming of Christ, but also the same guy's vrtriolic, profanity-laced posts about what he plans to do to Iran, some of the most belligerent and un-Christian swill ever to come out of the mouth of a "world leader." So here is my response.

A Parable
 
They compared this guy to Jesus,
so he thought he would test that theory.
He rowed his bigly boat to the middle of the lake
and stepped over the side, immediately
falling in, his heavy suit pulling him down.
 
As he screamed for help, a water strider
happened to skate by.
“Jesus could do this, and so can you,

you lowly bug! Why can’t I?” he sputtered.
 
The water strider laughed.
“Because I’m so light, I skim
on the surface tension of the water.
It’s a talent God gave me.
You humans sink from the weight
of your own sins. And brother,
you’ve got a ton of them!
Good luck on the bottom.”
 

PAD Day 5: Speed Demon

 Today's prompts from Write Better Poetry and NaPoWriMo: (1) Write a "safety" poam, and "write a poem in which you talk about disliking something – particularly something utterly innocuous [...] Be over the top! Be a bit silly and overdramatic."

Today I thought I'd try a curtal sonnet, a favorite form of my poet buddy (and Iowa Poet Laureate) Vince Gotera. He is also doing the same prompts as me this month, but moreover, he has been doing the "Stafford Challenge" - a poem a day for a year - for well over a year now. (Check out his blog here.) A curtal sonnet is a shortened (11-line) version of a sonnet created by Gerard Manley Hopkins, with a rhyme scheme of ABCABCDBCDC (although there are variations), with the last line being much shorter than the others, only a metric foot or two. I played a little more loosely with meter and feet in this one than I usually do, but I think it came out okay. It's a persona poem from the point of view of a driver type I see more and more frequently these days - the type who weaves in and out of traffic at a high rate of speed, creating hazard conditions for everyone with their recklessness. When I see that, I secretly hope to see their vehicle wrapped around a tree or a light pole a few miles down the road. I tried to get into the head of a driver like that, imagining a combination of grumpiness, anarchism and arrogance. For what it's worth:

Safety Lesson
 
Look at these morons on the road. I hate morons.
Look at these speed limit signs. I hate speed limits.
They are meant to be broken. When there are no cops
or radar, I make my own rules.  The Autobahn’s
unrestricted, why aren’t we? When I’m in it,
(the “zone,”) I dart like a wasp. This car hops!
Hey you, in the left lane, creeping like a toad—
I flash my lights, blare my horn—move over, dammit!
Why should you yield? Well, listen closely, Pops:
I am the GOAT! I am KING OF THE ROAD!
                                                          NOTHING STOPS—

PAD Day 4: My Fickle Friend

 Today's prompts from Write Better Poetry and NaPoWriMo: (1) Write a "friend" poem, and (2) "craft your own short poem that involves a weather phenomenon and some aspect of the season. Try using rhyme and keeping your lines of roughly even length."

Here's a simple rhyming verse that's inspired in part by the sample poem the Maureen offered, "Spring Thunder" by Mark Van Doren. (Trivia fact: He was a Pulitzer Prize winner, but also known as the father of Charles Van Doren, who was involved in the TV quiz show scandal of the 1950s, as depicted in the film "Quiz Show." Paul Scofield played Mark Van Doren and Ralph Fiennes played his son Charles.)

Early April
 
O April, old and fickle friend,
Today you set the fashion trend—
T-shirt and shorts this summ’ry day.
Tomorrow, though, they go away
for winter coat and knit wool cap.
I watch with awe the weather map,
The war of warm and cold’s begun,
The battles—wind and rain and sun.
The trees have blossomed, but I know
you could betray us with spring snow.
And yet, when August bakes me red,
I’ll wish I had you back instead.

PAD Day 3: Step Right Up!

 Today's prompts from Write Better Poetry and NaPoWriMo: (1) Write a poem with the title "Open _____", and (2) "write a poem in which a profession or vocation is described differently than it typically is considered to be. Perhaps your poem will feature a very relaxed brain surgeon, or a farmer that hates vegetables."

I went on a little bit of a tangent on this one. I was thinking about the "typewriter poets" I've heard about lately - folks who set up with a folding table and manual typewriter in a public place and create poems on the spot for passersby, sometimes for free, sometimes for a fee. Then I thought: What if such a poet was part of a carnival side show and had a barker to sing his praises? That would be an unusual subject for a barker, to be sure. My other inspiration was the "poetry tent", a fun venue at the annual Collingswood Book Festival near my home. (I have been a featured reader there a few times.) So here is the result of this mash-up:

Open Tent
 
Hey-ya, hey-ya, hey-ya, step right up, ladies and gentlemen,
to see some amazing feats of prosody and verse!
SEE the Tortured Poet, hammering away
on his old Smith-Corona, crumpled papers
and empty whiskey bottles strewn all around him!
SEE his amazing creations, the scintillating similes,
mesmerizing metaphors, alluring alliterations,
immersive iambics and powerful pentameters!
SEE the products of his labor come to life,
like Monsieur Villanelle,
who will not go gently into that good night!
SEE Dirty old Mr. Limerick, who once knew a man from Nantucket!
SEE  Sister Sestina, who uses the same six words
to fascinating effect!
SEE Haiku-san, a man of few words which say oh so much!
And the piece de resistance, the resplendent Sonnet Sisters,
rumored to be of royal blood,
all fifteen of them, each wearing a crown!
I tell ya folks, you won’t regret this experience,
and it’s ONLY a dollah! So step right up
and experience the Poetry Tent! It’s right this way!