Note to S.W.
Sweetheart, I'm not bashful.
I'm dopey enough to tell you how I feel.
I don't need a doc to tell me I'm lovesick.
I'm grumpy when you're not around.
I'm sleepy from staying up all night thinking about you.
I'd buy you flowers, even though they make me sneezy.
Aren't you happy that my love for you dwarfs all the rest?