Mini-bonus: More Clerihews!

In reviewing my poetry files for this month, I found two politically-themed clerihews that I forgot to post. So here you go:

Sean Spicer

could be nicer

and show a bit more tact

when he spews each "alternative fact.".

Steve Bannon,

that loose cannon,

got cut from National Security

and it had nothing to do with racial purity.