Battle of the Kitchen
I've brought in the WMDs for a frontal assault
on the advancing line toward my cupboard.
They will not take my provisions.
They will not overrun the countertops.
They shall not pass.
I drove them back from the sugar
but now they're attacking the cereal
and raisins. I need to outflank them
with poisonous buttons and spray,
or even that homemade concoction
of powdered sugar and boric acid.
At first I feel no
remorse for my use
of chemical weapons in this campaign.
This is my domain, dammit, and they
are the invaders. There's no U.N. for ants.
But I must admit there's the smallest pang
of guilt when I seen dozens or hundreds
of tiny black bodies lifeless on the shelves.
I wonder how different it feels from
a bombardier looking through his sights
at everything and everyone
he has just destroyed below.
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