Self-Portrait as a
Zombie
I always wondered what I'd look like
after I'm dead, or rather,
when I come back from the dead.
Here's a photo of me after the apocalypse.
My complexion is the color of wet cement,
my eyes sunken into dark sockets.
I'm drooling like a Saint Bernard,
and several teeth are missing, as is,
inexplicably, my left arm.
There's a deep gash through my right cheek,
and it appears I've lost some intestines.
Miraculously, I'm
still moving,
but I'm shuffling like a sleepwalker.
Most of you left alive could easily beat me
in a foot race, but if you stumble, you're my dinner.
Sooner or later you'll stop me with a head shot,
and if there is anything left in my brain
other than motor functions,
its last thought will probably be,
I should have taken better
care of myself.
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